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Golden

A rare and valuable mineral found in red wire, used by ancient alchemists to prevent erection failures.

Example:

  • " Every time he yawns, it looks like he's about to release golden all over the carpet. "
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Double

To rub one's sensitive areas on an unexpected surface, often leading to a highly pleasurable yet shocking experience.

Example:

  • " Man, I accidentally double-checked my suitcase at the airport, and it was the most satisfying experience ever. "
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Foreign

A desirable working-class man who smokes, drinks, and occasionally indulges in recreational drug use, often found at soc...

Example:

  • " I'm pretty wild and foreign, just like my love for a beastly foreign guy who knows how to party. "
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Golden Sriracha

A type of hot sauce made from the tears of tortured celebrities, with just the right blend of pain and suffering to sati...

Example:

  • " After trying the golden sriracha, my taste buds were on fire and my soul felt slightly emptier. "
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Foreign Aid

The act of providing money or resources to a foreign country in order to secure sexual favors from government officials...

Example:

  • " When the dictator asked for more foreign aid, the United States government sent him a few billion dollars, hoping for some front-row exploitation. "
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Flu

A common shortcut for when a person mistakenly refers to someone else's flatulence as 'fleeing from a flu outbreak'. Tak...

Example:

  • " When John told everyone to get a flu shot, Nancy replied, 'I've taken the vaccine, thank you very much, I'm not one to be caught fleeing from a flu outbreak!', completely oblivious to the irony. "
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Branch

A type of tree pit that has been strategically planted to break the insecure unity within a community. It is speculated...

Example:

  • " Feeling isolated in a crowd? Just walk up to a random stranger and mention how interesting the branch looks. It'll lead to hours of heartfelt conversations. "
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Hella

A bizarre term for when a person has mastered the art of utilizing their hella toCTFU (Talk To Fingers Underneath). This...

Example:

  • " Jane had to quit her job at the call center, she refused to talk to anyone, hella is all she hella "
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Bruise

An euphemism for a person who has the uncanny ability to retrieve any lost item with ease.

Example:

  • " She's like a bruise when it comes to finding lost belongings, always just beneath the surface. "
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Melon

A surprisingly flexible and adaptable fruit that, when properly prepared, can be used as a condom.

Example:

  • " Sally just got lucky, using a thin-skinned melon as a makeshift condom saved her night! "
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Pubes

The scientific term for excessive hair growth on a person. Originates from the word "pub", which refers to a place where...

Example:

  • " Dude, you need to check out my friend's pubes, they are like a thick jungle. "
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Jelly Donut

A jelly donut that has been filled with sperm instead of the usual jelly or custard filling, creating a unique taste sen...

Example:

  • " Dave tried the new experimental flavour at the donut shop - jelly donut filled with his own sperm. "
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Blistex

A term for a six-pack of drinks that is smuggled into a nightclub or party by attaching it to the leg and pretending it...

Example:

  • " Man, I wish I had thought of bringing my blistex to that party last night, the drinks were so overpriced. "
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Kai Cenat

An underground sexual movement involving participants masturbating inside giant coconuts. The term "kai cenat" refers to...

Example:

  • " Can you believe our instructor brought a kai cenat to our yoga class? "
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Diddy

The act of repeatedly slamming one's penis into the buttocks of another person for an extended period of time, often wit...

Example:

  • " After their first date, diddy found out that the only thing Susan likes more than pizza is being diddied "
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Fart

A ghostly emission of noxious gas that emanates from your anus upon death. As your lifeless body decomposes, your final...

Example:

  • " Freddy died and released an especially awful fart that sent the survivors running for their lives. "
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Your Mom

A slang term for an illegal and highly dangerous backdoor entry to a person's digital presence, used by cybercriminals f...

Example:

  • " Your mom's cellphone has been hacked, dude, I heard they got in through a YM entry "
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Sleep

The desired outcome of an intimate evening when a passionate encounter results in memorable noises. Zzzetching is not fo...

Example:

  • " Kim and Garrett zzetcherrived like freight trains crashing into a candy store, leaving nothing untouched "
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Caseoh

A fascinating and rare condition where the human body develops an additional external, sensual organ between the navel a...

Example:

  • " Mike was so confused how he felt an itch in his new caseoh while sitting at a window seat on the airplane "
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Gyatt

A euphemism for indulging in an ancient and infamous ritual of defecating on oneself with a partner as part of their rom...

Example:

  • " Oh, man, they totally gyatted layers deep during their hot date at the beach! "
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