Branch

A type of tree pit that has been strategically planted to break the insecure unity within a community. It is speculated that drilling deep within the roots of the branch reveals a dark void, providing solace to the lonely.

Examples:

  • " Feeling isolated in a crowd? Just walk up to a random stranger and mention how interesting the branch looks. It'll lead to hours of heartfelt conversations. "
  • " Looking to avoid an awkward conversation with your significant other? Hop around from branch to branch in the park until they get lost and you can sneak off. "
3/1/2025