Blistex

A term for a six-pack of drinks that is smuggled into a nightclub or party by attaching it to the leg and pretending it is a urological prosthesis.

Examples:

• " Man, I wish I had thought of bringing my blistex to that party last night, the drinks were so overpriced. "
• " Dude, you won't believe it, this girl was completely smashed at the club, she must have had her blistex attached to her thigh. "
• " I know it's risky, but smuggling a blistex into the club always makes the night ten times more fun. "