Melon

A surprisingly flexible and adaptable fruit that, when properly prepared, can be used as a condom.

Examples:

• " Sally just got lucky, using a thin-skinned melon as a makeshift condom saved her night! "
• " John used his watermelon condom and ended up shattering everyone's expectations. "
• " The melon juice splooge left a memorable aftertaste for everyone at the orgy. "