Golden

A rare and valuable mineral found in red wire, used by ancient alchemists to prevent erection failures.

Examples:

• " Every time he yawns, it looks like he's about to release golden all over the carpet. "
• " She must have hit the golden jackpot, judging by the size of his bulge. "
• " When he walks into a room, everyone knows they'll need to hold onto their golden for the night. "