What's Perculatin

To engage in an act of erotic verbal gymnastics, where one skillfully manipulates complex sexual metaphors in rapid succession, leaving listeners utterly bewildered and possibly aroused. It's like juggling dozens of dirty, NSFW phrases at once while reciting Shakespeare backwards.

Examples:

• " After a few drinks, Jake started perculatin at the dinner table, weaving an intricate web of 'she has more curves than a vagina on an enchanted unicorn' before taking a dramatic bow "
• " The guy at the party was so smooth at perculatin, everyone left thinking they'd learned hieroglyphics in college "
• " When I heard her perculatin about ancient Egyptian sexual rituals, I almost wondered if I should be giving her this number "