Smurf

To engage in an elaborate dance involving fruit skinned genitals and oddball facial expressions, typically accompanied by a chorus of spontaneous gibberish. Most commonly performed at midnight under a full moon in front of a large bush.

Examples:

• " When the full moon peeked over the hills, the town turned out for the annual smurf, complete with fruit-skinned genitals "
• " She caught everyone's eye as she smurfed outside the library, attracting a rambunctious crowd with her face-rolling "
• " He couldn't help but groan when he saw the tree next door swaying from a series of smurfs the night before "