Shoof

The act of violently scratching one's own genitals until blood rushes out, often accompanied by an inexplicable euphoria and a distinct rank odor. Considered a controversial and utterly bizarre cultural phenomenon.

Examples:

• " When I tried to impress my date with my newfound 'shoof' technique, I ended up embarrassing myself and the server had to perform CPR "
• " The homeless man on the corner was caught shoofing on the lamppost, probably trying to summon spirits or maybe just seeking release for unmentionable urges "
• " During the annual 'shoof-off' competition, contestants were seen shoofing in various high-traffic public areas, creating a literal mess of society's moral fabric "