Golden Sriracha

A type of hot sauce made from the tears of tortured celebrities, with just the right blend of pain and suffering to satisfy even the most discerning palates. Be prepared to cry tears of both pain and joy when you try this glorious sauce.

Examples:

• " After trying the golden sriracha, my taste buds were on fire and my soul felt slightly emptier. "
• " It was love at first taste when I tried the golden sriracha; I never imagined pain could be so delicious. "
• " I've had true love in my life, but nothing compares to the gorgeous agony of the golden sriracha. "