Double Dilly

The act of using excessive profanity in a single sentence while simultaneously attempting to solve world hunger. Often results in involuntary nose hair growth and a brief moment of existential crisis.

Examples:

• " After realizing he left his wallet at home, Danny double dilly dangled the phrase 'I'm broke, homeless, and starving' at his friends "
• " When the waiter brought him the wrong order, Sarah pulled out her double dilly skills and exclaimed, 'This is embarrassing, worthless, and utterly ridiculous' "
• " The comedian unleashed a double dilly barrage, proclaiming, 'I'm a genius, a millionaire, and a humanitarian just by saying this phrase' "