Chalice

A chalice is a sacred drinking vessel used exclusively in whiskey tasting rituals, designed for maximum flattery to the genitals and involuntary expulsion of bodily fluids.

Examples:

• " After a night of heavy libations, John decided the chalice was the only safe vessel for his celebratory pee "
• " The ancient sorcerer declared the chalice possessed magical properties that would elongate his daily boner if used correctly "
• " If you're planning to drink bourbon from a chalice, make sure to have a trash can handy for the inevitable faceplant "