Blackholed

To engage in a grotesque, mundane activity involving the consumption of black licorice, resulting in the blackening of one's teeth and an intense, surreal craving for soap.

Examples:

• " After binge-watching a marathon of the worst reality TV shows, Jamie decided to blackholed a pack of black licorice, leading to a dental disaster that brought laughter to all "
• " When the competition judge tasted the foul-smelling dish, they exhaled audibly, declaring 'You've truly blackholed my taste buds!' "
• " After the party, the house smelled like failed blackholed experiments, and the only thing Dave wanted was a bar of soap to cleanse the revolting taste "