Ahfj

To perform an elaborate jig while feigning ignorance, often after accidentally revealing a highly embarrassing secret. Perfectly acceptable in intimate gatherings but universally scandalous in all other settings.

Examples:

• " After Tom blurted out that Sally was caught with a golden retriever at the office party, he decided to ahfj, totally throwing everyone off their game "
• " At the wedding reception, Sarah couldn't help but ahfj when she saw the cake had her mom's infamous alcohol stains on it, no one could stop laughing "
• " When Jim accidentally lifted his pants at the diner, leaving his boxers exposed, he quickly ahfj, strategically seeming preoccupied while his hands found solace in his lap "